There are the Frequently asked questions here:
http://www.cambridgeesol.org/exams/exams-info/faqs/index.html
Take a look to:
-Common exam FAQs
-FCE, CAE and CPE overview FAQs
-First Certificate in English FAQs
You will clear all your doubts... about how to count words, how is considered wrong spelling, if candidates are penalised for writing over-long or over-short answers, etc.
Enjoy yourselves!
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ILARIA's CAKE IS MY HEAVEN
Thursday, 26 February 2009
FCE MEMBERS!
Very sorry for the delay...tomorrow is my first real attempt/second 'appello' at the philosophy exam and I am freaking out.
In any case...the homework....it really doesn't take any time....you just need to read it over and be familiar with the information and from there we will proceed on Friday...
TEXTBOOK
page 58 Read/answer questions #1, 2 and 3
It takes no time at all since you really only have to answer 3b with more care.
On Friday in class, we will talk about the Writing paper of the FCE and practise using the assignment from the TEXTBOOK on page 59 #5.
Then I will give you an FCE Writing practise exam for homework.
TOMORROW WRITING IS OUR FOCUS.
Ok....please, I know you are all busy tomorrow at work....but you only need 15 mins to become accquainted with the homework for class.
Again, my apologies for the delay in posting.
NEXT WEDNESDAY:
-You will hand in your reports that will be assigned tomorrow
-Our class will focus on preparing for a speaking exam
NEXT FRIDAY:
-Speaking exam practice
Alright then, back to philosophy...I am cramming for this exam....tear drops!!!
I MUST PASS.
Kate
Very sorry for the delay...tomorrow is my first real attempt/second 'appello' at the philosophy exam and I am freaking out.
In any case...the homework....it really doesn't take any time....you just need to read it over and be familiar with the information and from there we will proceed on Friday...
TEXTBOOK
page 58 Read/answer questions #1, 2 and 3
It takes no time at all since you really only have to answer 3b with more care.
On Friday in class, we will talk about the Writing paper of the FCE and practise using the assignment from the TEXTBOOK on page 59 #5.
Then I will give you an FCE Writing practise exam for homework.
TOMORROW WRITING IS OUR FOCUS.
Ok....please, I know you are all busy tomorrow at work....but you only need 15 mins to become accquainted with the homework for class.
Again, my apologies for the delay in posting.
NEXT WEDNESDAY:
-You will hand in your reports that will be assigned tomorrow
-Our class will focus on preparing for a speaking exam
NEXT FRIDAY:
-Speaking exam practice
Alright then, back to philosophy...I am cramming for this exam....tear drops!!!
I MUST PASS.
Kate
Saturday, 21 February 2009
I hope that you all loved our first listening practice test!
HOMEWORK
Text
page 53 #10
pages 54/55 Read and answer the Multiple Choice
page 56 the whooooooole page (I know, I know, you have lives and jobs...do your best :-) and when you are tired...have a read through these weird English language sentences... )
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
When the stars are out, they are visible,When the lights are out, they are invisible.
If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
C’mon, let’s polish the Polish furniture.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
How can ‘A Slim Chance’ and ‘A Fat Chance’ be the same?
How can ‘You’re so cool’ and ‘You’re not so hot’ be different?
Why are ‘A Wise man’ and ‘A Wise guy’ opposites?
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
Boxing rings are square.
A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.
The farm was used to produce produce.
English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France.
If brother becomes Brethren, why doesn’t mother become Methren?
If tooth becomes teeth, why doesn’t booth become beeth?
If one goose becomes two geese, why doesn’t one moose becomae two meese?
If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
How come Writers write but Fingers don’t fing?And Grocers don’t groce and Hammers don’t ham?
A hat in the plural doesn’t become hose.And a cat in the plural doesn’t become cose.
A box in the plural becomes is boxes.But an Ox in the plural never becomes oxes. (It becomes Oxen).
A lone mouse can transform into a whole set of mice,But it’s impossible for a single house to become a whole block of hice. (It becomes houses).
Although the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, we must be grateful for small mercies of the language that the feminine pronouns after ‘She’ don’t become ‘Shis’ and ‘Shim’.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
He could lead if he could only get the lead out.
They were too close to the door to close it.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a languagein which your house can burn up as it
burns down,in which you fill in a form by filling it outand in which an alarm goes off by going on.
It is only in the English language that people recite at a play and play at a recital.
No sooner had my eye fallen upon the tear in the painting, then this eye of mine began to shed many a tear.
I was given a number of injections to make the pain number.
It’s not ridiculous, but entirely sensible to ship by truck and send cargo by ship.
We are a strange lot to have noses that run and feet that smell.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
I was proven right that I had the right of way.
How come you never hear of a combobulated, gruntled, ruly, or peccable person?
Why is it that whether you sit down or sit up, the results are the same?
Shouldn’t there be a shorter word for “monosyllable”?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called “Poles,” why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
The human race has been running for a great many centuries now - but we’re not tired yet.
“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
(Taken from: http://www.innocentenglish.com/learning-english-grammar-esl/the-strange-english-language-funny-things-about-english.html )
HOMEWORK
Text
page 53 #10
pages 54/55 Read and answer the Multiple Choice
page 56 the whooooooole page (I know, I know, you have lives and jobs...do your best :-) and when you are tired...have a read through these weird English language sentences... )
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
When the stars are out, they are visible,When the lights are out, they are invisible.
If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
C’mon, let’s polish the Polish furniture.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
How can ‘A Slim Chance’ and ‘A Fat Chance’ be the same?
How can ‘You’re so cool’ and ‘You’re not so hot’ be different?
Why are ‘A Wise man’ and ‘A Wise guy’ opposites?
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
Boxing rings are square.
A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.
The farm was used to produce produce.
English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France.
If brother becomes Brethren, why doesn’t mother become Methren?
If tooth becomes teeth, why doesn’t booth become beeth?
If one goose becomes two geese, why doesn’t one moose becomae two meese?
If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
How come Writers write but Fingers don’t fing?And Grocers don’t groce and Hammers don’t ham?
A hat in the plural doesn’t become hose.And a cat in the plural doesn’t become cose.
A box in the plural becomes is boxes.But an Ox in the plural never becomes oxes. (It becomes Oxen).
A lone mouse can transform into a whole set of mice,But it’s impossible for a single house to become a whole block of hice. (It becomes houses).
Although the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, we must be grateful for small mercies of the language that the feminine pronouns after ‘She’ don’t become ‘Shis’ and ‘Shim’.
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
He could lead if he could only get the lead out.
They were too close to the door to close it.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a languagein which your house can burn up as it
burns down,in which you fill in a form by filling it outand in which an alarm goes off by going on.
It is only in the English language that people recite at a play and play at a recital.
No sooner had my eye fallen upon the tear in the painting, then this eye of mine began to shed many a tear.
I was given a number of injections to make the pain number.
It’s not ridiculous, but entirely sensible to ship by truck and send cargo by ship.
We are a strange lot to have noses that run and feet that smell.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
I was proven right that I had the right of way.
How come you never hear of a combobulated, gruntled, ruly, or peccable person?
Why is it that whether you sit down or sit up, the results are the same?
Shouldn’t there be a shorter word for “monosyllable”?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called “Poles,” why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
The human race has been running for a great many centuries now - but we’re not tired yet.
“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
(Taken from: http://www.innocentenglish.com/learning-english-grammar-esl/the-strange-english-language-funny-things-about-english.html )
Friday, 13 February 2009
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